I Lost My Pen and I’m Mad About It

Now I gotta go get a new one. I’ve been using this tablet pen for a little while now AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I left it at the airport a few days ago. I’m sad. I loved that pen. And it loved me. I’m pretty sure. What am I supposed to do now?? Draw on paper?? We have technology! That we lose and will inevitably become obsolete one day. Which is crazy to think about. Do you think one day we’ll all be moved on from iphones and things like that? What’s the next thing were all gonna have to be starting at? Pretty weird if you ask me. I’m just picturing the scene out of Wall-E where everyone floats around in those floaty chairs. I digress. I miss my pen. At least ballpoint and fountain pens haven’t changed much. Who know what would happen if we lost all of those things.

My Dog Is Tanking My Uber Rating

So I have this amazingly adorable puppy, Ticket. He’s lovey and cute and soft and yes he whines, A LITTLE. But he’s a complete smelly angel love of my life, biter of my hands and stealer of my food (sometimes). Which is WHY I’m going to the single best invention of all time, Puppy Preschool. Its dog school for dogs. Amazing.

Unfortunately for us, my lil Ticket is not so little, and doesn’t fit in a bag or anything like that, so me and Ticket have to Uber with my little friend on my lap and his face out the window.

And Uber drivers, do. Not. Like him. Apparently.

Here’s the thing though, nobody has ever said anything to me, like, if you want me to get out of the car with my sweet puppy I’ll do it! I will! But then does Uber get a bad rating? Do I get a bad rating? Probably so, as ever since I started puppy preschool with Ticket, my Uber rating has been TANKING. Like, some serious dog hatred is going on in Uberville NYC and its kinda bumming me out.

He’s well behaved too! Its not like he’s jumping all over the car or crawling into the drivers seat, he’s just on my lap! Eh. What can you do. People will be people, dogs will be dogs, and Uber drivers will be Uber drivers.

Tell me folks, are YOUR dogs wrecking your precious Uber rating? Lemme know, I’m genuinely curious.

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